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Greetings, horny traveler! I’m Ally!!
~ Your BDSM-Loving, Nerdy Trans Girl!
– Seventh Princess of Candy Land, next in line to the throne.
– Scourge of Pancakes (Refer to Great Pancake Shortage of 1896, Appendix C)
– Conqueror of Naptime, Devourer of Snacks.
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